The Venus razor

After looking through my whole house I couldn’t find a razor to shave with. Well, I couldn’t find a MANLY razor. So I looked around to make sure no one was watching and used my wife’s Venus razor. I felt very unmanly, I mean i need to be using a TURBO Mach ultimate smooth action 4 bladed razor, but all I could find was a little pastel colored Venus razor with aloe…. I felt my manliness draining down the sink with the shaving cream. My face does feel remarkably silky and smooth. If I can admit that I used a woman’s razor, surely you can admit to…….??